… is like no other – it has glue-like properties that ensures it clings to every surface like a limpet to a rock. Capetown dirt arrives in double Durban’s quantities – triple and quadruple on occasions – according to the substances that are being sanded/off-loaded/ferried/processed in the local vicinity, and the strength and direction of the wind at the time. But the nice thing about Capetown airborne crap is that, as a rule, it isn’t as tenacious as the Durban variety. In Durban you need hardcore detergents with a hefty dose of bleach thrown in to get things clean; here, a good blast with a hose and a shoo with the brush will do the job. Even better, at Elliott Basin, the water pressure is – as they say around these parts – ‘hectic’. Truly awesome in its ferocity. Turn the dock tap on full and you can very likely remove limpets from rocks. Just as well then, because we woke this morning to find everything coated in a thick blanket of gritty dirt. And I do mean t-h-i-c-k. On a normal day, there is always at least a light layer of the stuff, and you can clean the boat after breakfast and it will be in need of another dowsing by late afternoon. It’s repetitive, thankless, boring choring. But this morning’s dire grimery was applied with such a heavy hand, I couldn’t wait to get out there and banish it with a thorough blasting of H2O – no matter that fresh grime was blowing in and settling even as I slaved. So, then, for most of this Friday, as the sun blazed in a brisk blue sky, and a lively breeze whistled and skittered in the rigging, it was scrub and hose, scrub and hose and – just for good measure – hose and scrub a little more. Even the sunscreens and door mat got a thorough going over with a cocktail of washing powder and industrial doses of bleach. By 5.00 pm tonight, at last the boat shone fair and white again, and thanks to such a prolonged outdoor basting, yours truly is looking a little ‘hectic’ herself.
Dick, on the other hand, has had a far easier physical day and looks decidedly cooler; his toil, instead, of a more cerebral nature – getting to grips with some items that aren’t functioning correctly. To wit – solar panels that won’t behave properly or consistently (the Blue Sky charge controller unit is giving us the runaround big time); an SSB radio that isn’t up to speed (more like comatose, really); an autopilot core pack that isn’t compatible with the linear actuator (alternative autopilot arrangement); replacing a scuppered VHF aerial (buggered in the high winds as we approached Capetown, thanks to a rather less than robust attachment); and fixing an air leak in the port freshwater pump that’s proving elusive. These were the main glittering highlights of the day, but there are other less important issues we’ve yet to knock off the to-do list too, these saved for another scintillating thrills-and-spills day – to keep us beavering merrily, lest we get fat and lazy and complacent. Ah, but forsooth and in trooth, I jesteth – some fat chance of getting fat around here! With nothing on a boat being on the same level for more than two paces, almost every task giving rise to much upping and downing and bending and twisting and picking over things, picking up things, stretching, ducking, lifting, lowering, crawling into cubby holes, clawing out of cupboards, et-exhausting-cetera – well, it’s whittling away the spare flesh with startling efficiency. No layers of lard on us, not any more, no siree. Besides, there’s precious little time for catching up on calories anyway. Love it though we do (and we do really love it) liveaboarding is without doubt an energetic lifestyle – certainly with all these teething problems to eliminate; and although we have a good breakfast and a good supper, lunch is mostly grabbed on the run only when hunger threatens to flatten the batteries. So we’re happily keeping lean and limber even if our usual land-based cardio activitives, like jogging and hill-walking, alas have been neglected. Those things we’ll be able to take up again once we’re able to cruise to fairer isles and more alluring shores. Well, that’s the plan, Stan.
But enough of us and our labours. And enough, too, of the to-do list. Too much to-do listing can be too, too much for anyone – and hey, what boat-owner doesn’t have a to-do list? Does the Pope pray?
So instead, a little more about life here in Elliott Basin: apart from the dirt – which I won’t pretend isn’t a downer at times, that and some occasional lung-rotting, nose-shrivelling, industrial-based stenches – life here is good. Not that it’s anything glamorous, far from it; Elliott Basin is a busy container, nuts-n-bolts boat-fixing area and has the grit and grime to prove it; but there is an infectious energy to the place. Even that grit and grime – not only less tenacious than Durban’s – is somehow less depressing. To put it bluntly, there’s a buzz here that Durban sorely lacks. Here, people bustle, things happen quickly (not necessarily the right things – the deadly combo of boat-fixing and TIA ensures most things are a hit and miss affair), but from early in the morning till about 4.00 pm, there’s always so much activity going on around us, it’s impossible not to feel energetic too. Most mornings we are woken not by the fierce sun creeping above the horizon – and it is fierce, too, being the heart of African summer – but by the whoops and hollering of dock labourers, the crane crews calling instrucitons as they haul boats in and out with uncanny accuracy, and Robinson and Caine staff as they set about their work. There’s one particular crew who seem to be spending a lot of time on one particular 46, who evidently enjoy their – er, labouring (ah, how loose a term that can be!) more than most, if their loud jocular joshing and ear-splitting cackling is anything to go by. But labour-shy and larky as they are, their happiness is hard to begrudge. And at least their antics are lively, in stark contrast to the generally weary-eyed, shoulder shrugging toiling at Durban marina. This is not to deny Durban’s charms – which it does have, albeit of a less-than-obvious, subversive variety – but merely to say that Capetown, filthy air or no, feverishly windy or no – is far, far more to our liking. And if the filthy air begins to get to you (that’s when, not if, actually) – all you have to do is look up, just raise your eyes towards the heavens, and there, towering over all, reassuringly squat and substantial, like a grand old uncle, stern of countenance and of stout unyielding manner – is Table Mountain. Wreathed in rolling, writhing clouds, its craggy, patchily-green carapace is ever present, never entirely out of view. And how reassuring – yes, to use that word again – how reassuring it is in its immensity and how enduringly it looms: a testament to the majesty of nature, to time beyond comprehension: a robust reminder of how brief and insubstantial human life really is. Like the stars, Table Mountain has been there aeons before you and I breathed our first, and will still be there aeons after we breathe our last. So what fools we to waste any breath in needless, unproductive worry or angst? Shall we moan and fret about dirty air and dirty decks? Shall we squander precious moments bemoaning the screwy SSB, the iniquities of incompatible core packs, or the secret oil leakings of sail drives - Pah! Thanks to the silent salutary lesson of Table Mountain, for tonight at least – we scoff at such inconsequentials. Tomorrow, faced with a fresh layer of grime, we may revert to being human once more …
Table Mountain aside, it is the wind that will always be associated with Capetown. Man, it blows hard here – hair-tuggingly, eye-wateringly hard. It gusts and scutters across the water, whipping serries of agitated wavelets before it; it clangs and shrieks in the rigging and squelches flattened fenders; look up and you’ll see it has bestrewn the ugly coils of barbed wire fence-topping that surround workyards and factory grounds with pretty ribbons of rags and bags; it is noisy, invasive and tireless … and utterly, ruthlessly merciless. Tonight, as I type this, it is raging as hard as ever – a bullying overlord who seldom if ever sleeps. And when the precious hour dawns, which it does on rather rare occasions, when that overlord is absent, it is an hour to relish. The peace of meltingly-hot, still air in place of the perennial freshening roar is a blessing – a moment or two to relax and take things easy. But never for long – all too soon the wavelets begin to skitter again, the boats to rock and sway – and that noisy, barracking, monstrously-assured huffing, puffing overlord is back, thowing his weight around as bombastically as ever,
So there, dearest reader, you have it – Elliot Basin in all its paradoxical glory: copiously dirty, bustlingly, bristlingly energetic, a diesel-and-rust bespattered rough spot beneath some remarkable, awe-inspiring scenery – and always – or almost nearly always - that wind.









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